Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
If money is his new love, he's gonna need to be content with it not growing for a while!
Apparently neither Ashton Kutcher nor Jon Cryer will be getting a salary bump for the next season of Two and a Half Men!
But seeing as how that's still $15.4 million for a 22-episode season, we think they'll be juuuuust fine!
[Image via WENN.]