It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Well, well, well!! What do we have here??
Someone photoshopped the hell outta those eyes!!
But we're not complaining… Robert Pattinson can pierce us with those blue diamonds any time he wants!
Bel Ami is going to send us one heckuva ride!!
R-Patz seducing all these women to climb the social ladder??? Naughty, naughty!!!