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What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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Step right up folks! It's the weekly Tabloid cover circus!!

This week in "too-skinny" celebs: Victoria Beckham's scary neck and Taylor Swift's spine bumps!

Apparently, The Obama's marriage is doomed because Michelle Obama is unraveling, and Koutney & Khloe Kardashian are abandoned, desperate women who are drowning their sorrows in sweet alcohol nectar.

Speaking of the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was supposedly cheating on Kris Humphries during their entire 2 month marriage - oh and she is also the target of some elaborate assassination scheme that all began with the notorious flour-bomb incident…she's fearing for her life, ya'll.

Jessica Simps has a shotgun wedding, and also dishes about motherhood.

Is Princess Katie preggers?? Maybe!

And it seems Tom Cruise is an alien on-set diva.

There you have it, folks! This weeks delectable tabloid feast for your eager viewing pleasure!!!

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18 comments to “What The Tabs Are Talking About!”



  1. 1

    At least Britney looks hot haha

  2. otterpop says – reply to this


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    Kris Jenner is Kim Kardashian's mother…I believe you meant Kris Humpries! Whoops!

  3. Really. says – reply to this


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    I never knew Kim Kardashian married her mother. Proofread for like 5 minutes.

  4. Milla says – reply to this


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    Okay - I've been trying to figure out who the overweight woman with stretch marks on her belly is, but I can't. Who is she?????

  5. Gill says – reply to this


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    Koutney??? lol
    And Kim married her mommmmmm?
    Such a worldwide website should be able to afford people who can write!



  6. 6

    Who's the biggie with the blonde hair?



  7. 7

    lol I'm 140 pounds and my spine sticks out like Taylors when I bend over, has nothing to do with how skinny she is



  8. 8

    "Kim Kardashian was supposedly cheating on Kris Jenner during their entire 2 month marriage "

    lol wtf.



  9. 9

    Look at Posh's neck!! I freaking hate her.

  10. Gina t says – reply to this


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    WHO IS THE BLONDE WOMAN ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE Enquirer? The one with the "guess who" above her head and the stretch marks on her belly. It looks like half the people I know and love in my family . lol

  11. emily says – reply to this


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    Jessica Simpson hasn't had her baby yet, why is the cover portraying her a new mom holding her baby? :/



  12. 12

    Re: Milla – idk but at first i thought you were making a dig at jessica simpson LOL oops…



  13. 13

    What kind of fuckery is the cover with Jessica Simpson? She hasn't had her baby yet, did she??

  14. Puke says – reply to this


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    I think that fat blonde lady is Nicole Eggert.



  15. 15

    Don't you find it ironic that you're reporting on what the tabloids are reporting…which is EXACTLY THE SAME TYPE OF RUMOUR MILL TRASH THAT MAKES UP YOUR WEBSITE?! You are all the same…



  16. 16

    I am so glad that I am not a celebrity. The gossip in the real world is more than enough.

  17. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: Gina t – Its Gemma Collins from British show called 'The Only Way Is Essex'. That picture is from last year though.

  18. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Woman on the front of the Enquirer is Gemma Collins from 'The Only Way is Essex', not sure if you have it in America so i don't know if anyone will know who she is.