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Donald Trump: My Penis Would Impress Gloria Allred!

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Such a lovely image in your mind, right??

Donald Trump is Gloria Allred's latest target in the story of beauty pageant contestant Jenna Talackova.

As U remember, Jenna is the beauty queen who was disqualified from Miss Universe Canada after they learned she wasn't born a woman.

Taking Jenna's side, the superstar lawyer said:

[Jenna] didn’t ask Mr. Trump to prove he's a naturally born man, or see photos of his birth, or to view his anatomy. It made no difference to her.

Of course, the Donald reinstated Jenna into the pageant, but when referenced to Gloria's comment, he said:

I think Gloria would be very very impressed with me [read - penis]. We did say [Jenna] could compete based on the laws of Canada and the United States. There will be no apology whatsoever. If she competes, wonderful. If she doesn't, I couldn't care less.


Donald then went on to say all of these headlines and conversations have garnered him and the pageant loads of publicity, for which he's very thankful!

Sigh.. 100% businessman …as usual!

But srsly… is anyone really that interested in his cock-a-doodle-doo??

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13 comments to “Donald Trump: My Penis Would Impress Gloria Allred!”

  1. 1

    The world would be a much better place without pricks like him!

  2. tom says – reply to this


    He actually said this a few days ago. When most other news sites and bloggers reported it. That away to stay on top of things.

  3. 3

    He's as revolting & disgusting as his mistress Rosie…

  4. 4

    who wants to see this ugly old man cock not me i prefer young good looking models not this nasty old man ewwwwww

  5. 5

    I could not imagine a worse living nightmare than waking up to Trump in the morning with his greasy comb-over stuck to the pillow.

  6. erin stanford says – reply to this


    Yeah, and SHE would say, "What a DICK!"

  7. 7

    This story is so old it has cob webs. If you are going to report items days after the fact, maybe you should just have a weekly magazine instead.

  8. 8

    his pubes have the comb over too??? EWW!!!

  9. 9

    Re: erin stanford – Actually she would probably say, "You're Fired!"

  10. Georg says – reply to this


    We don't have to know whether Donald Trump is really a man because he is not competing for a male beauty pageant. WHAT HAPPENS if the Mr Universe one day is a female with plastic nuts? Gross!

  11. 11

    If she uses a magnify's lens!

  12. 12

    Gotta love the Donald! He is so funny. His sons however are a disgrace for killing ecotic animals for sport and disgust me.