Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We expected more from Big Sean AKA the "best rapper of all time," and Kanye barely makes an appearance, deigning to grace us with his vocal presence near the end of the track.
It's noisy, the beats are semi-bumpin', and we could TOTALLY blast this in the car, but…eh?
Listen to MERCY (below) and tell us what U think!!