No, Ryan Seacrest is not replacing Matt Lauer as a newer, sleeker Today host model, as it seems Matt’s ass is locked to that hosting seat
FOREVER for the foreseeable future.
Matt said on-air this morning:
"This is my family, this is my show…let’s keep going."
Steve Capus, president of NBC News and keeper of the keys to Matt’s ass has said:
"Matt is the franchise, and our franchise player has decided to keep leading our team."
Franchise that ass!
[Image via WENN.]
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