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Matt Lauer Will Host Today Till The Day He Dies

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No, Ryan Seacrest is not replacing Matt Lauer as a newer, sleeker Today host model, as it seems Matt’s ass is locked to that hosting seat FOREVER for the foreseeable future.

Matt said on-air this morning:

"This is my family, this is my show…let’s keep going."

Steve Capus, president of NBC News and keeper of the keys to Matt’s ass has said:

"Matt is the franchise, and our franchise player has decided to keep leading our team."

Franchise that ass!

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “Matt Lauer Will Host Today Till The Day He Dies”



  1. 1

    Oh please. Before Matt there was Bryant Gumble. No one is irreplaceable, not even Lauer. He's not worth some $30 million per year, either, for what he does.



  2. 2

    He's the main reason I don't watch that show. Can't stand him. And he's not irreplaceable.