Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
As a reporter in a parody on Saturday Night Live, at least.
Sofia Vergara joined SNL cast members Bill Hader and Fred Armisen in their coverage of the 74th annual Hunger Games, or as the Modern Family actress preferered to call it, "The Funger Games because everyone is having so much fun."
Check out the video above to see what happens when the outside world interferes with tributes trying to eliminate their competition in The Hunger Games.