That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Did everyone have a happy Easter? The Situation sure hopes so!
The Jersey Shore star took to the internet last Friday to let his thousands of fans know that he's "back, better than ever and motivated and focused."
Check out the borderline blasphemous video (above) from reality televisions most ripped messiah to see how he's doing since conquering his addiction to pain killers and booze.