According to the alleged victim, Baylee Curran, here's what happened leading up to her 911 call.
She recounted the series of events, from her perspective, to Extra:
Ladies, prepare to lose those ovaries!
Fellas, no matter what happens, we're right there with ya!
Let's say that again:
Darren Criss. NAKED. IN. THE. SHOWER!!!
So much water. So much sweat. SO MUCH WET!
Feast your eyes on easily the our favorite number of the night (above). Darren croons out a new version of a Christina Aguilera classic, Fighter. Her fans will undoubtedly hate it out of loyalty to her; we say, WE DON'T CARE! That's right! Bring it on, Xtina fans! We welcome your wrath if it means we get to watch Darren IN THE SHOWER!!!
Oh, not that we think you can, but if you find you're able to tear your eyes away from this heavenly sight, you should also check out the rest of the performances, which include a new mash-up, an ironic Elton John number and a ride on a roller-roller coaster!
Check out the rest of the videos … AFTER THE JUMP!
(And why yes, there is some Matt Bomer down there! Don't you worry! And also, some SPOILERS! You have been warned!)