All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!! THE WORLD'S GREATEST RAG SHOW IS HERE AGAIN!
And this week, there's soOoOo much TRUE LOVE drama! LOLz!!!
Speaking of turbulent relationships, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are supposedly revealing all of their wedding details! Hmm… we wonder which Vegas casino it's gonna be in!
ACT THREE: WILLIAM LEVY IS STILL THE SEXIEST MAN ON DWTS!
And now… the encore presentation! Thank the Hollywood Heavens for diets that work!! The last 5,027 ones seemed like such bullshiz!
Well there U have it, perezcious readers!!! See U next time!!!
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