HEAR YE! HEAR YE!! THE WORLD'S GREATEST RAG SHOW IS HERE AGAIN!
And this week, there's soOoOo much TRUE LOVE drama! LOLz!!!
Our opening act stars Jennifer Aniston! Not only is she reportedly pregnant, but she's really marrying Justin Theroux… for the 73rd time!! Congratz!!
And since we're on the topic of A-list relationships, there's more drama in the surreal house of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Wonder why Angie allegedly cheated this time!! LOLz!
Now let's move on to act two, shall we???
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian… of course! The two have been star-crossed lovers from the get-go, haven't they?? ;)
But the real shocker in this act is all about Katy Perry! Apparently she desperately wants Russell Brand back… HA! YEAH, RIGHT!!
Speaking of turbulent relationships, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are supposedly revealing all of their wedding details! Hmm… we wonder which Vegas casino it's gonna be in!
ACT THREE: WILLIAM LEVY IS STILL THE SEXIEST MAN ON DWTS!
And now… the encore presentation! Thank the Hollywood Heavens for diets that work!! The last 5,027 ones seemed like such bullshiz!
But you know who can gain weight and still be hot?? Reese Witherspoon and her baby bump! That's who!! Oh.. and Snooki talks about her pregnancy too.
Well there U have it, perezcious readers!!! See U next time!!!
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