Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We certainly hope that this happens - or he's going to be off the wagon faster than you can say GTL!
Although The Situation has only just been released from rehab, he's expected to begin filming the new season of Jersey Shore in June, so his medical doctors have advised the reality star to have a sober living companion with him at ALL TIMES during filming!
"Doctors at Cirque Lodge advised him that he should have a sober living companion with him at all times when he is in Seaside Heights. The sober living companion would have to move into the Shore house along with the other cast members. The companion wouldn't need, nor want to appear on camera, but putting Mike back into that world without a strong support system around him is asking for trouble. Mike doesn't think he needs someone to be with him and essentially be a babysitter, and this has his doctors extremely concerned for his sobriety and recovery. Snooki probably won't be filming for the entire summer because of her pregnancy, but she will definitely be there for a big chunk of time. MTV has told Mike they have no plans to replace him and told him he is welcome to come back. MTV also conveyed to his camp that they would fully support a sober living companion, or any other recommendations his doctors have. MTV is extremely supportive of Mike's sobriety."
Obviously, being a part of the program has only exasperated his problems with addiction, so we hope that MTV really pushes this sober companion for him this time around!
We've had five seasons of The Situation pAArtied out - it's time to show the world that he can grow up and still be fun sober!
Who knows? Maybe it will stop him from causing so much drama in the house all of the time!
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