That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Leave it to Celebrity Apprentice star Lisa Lampanelli to make light of everything.
She's always the first to make a joke about herself and we think that's FAB.
She gave an interview recently where she tells a story about how she was recently pulled over for eating while driving!
"Okay, I was driving from a gig in eastern Pennsylvania and after I picked up a large McFlurry at McDonald's. It was the most delicious dessert I have ever had… it was so tasty that I caught myself licking the inside of it till every last bite was gone. I was so in the zone that I must have lost sight of the road, so a police officer pulled me over."
She's not used to this type of attention; she doesn't even drink!
"He asked me if I had been drinking… to which I told him I don't drink, but I had just devoured a tasty dessert and it may have distracted me."
The cop said that she was driving erratically and that's why he pulled her over.
"He was not kidding around. I asked him if he recognized me from Celebrity Apprentice and he ignored me while giving me a formal warning.
I have heard of people being pulled over for everything, but I think I may be the first person to have had a run in the law for DWF… or as I call it, Driving While Fat."
Oh, Lisa! You're HIGHlarious. We love how you can laugh at yourself.
She's one funny lady.
[Image via PNP/WENN.]