That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Leave it to Celebrity Apprentice star Lisa Lampanelli to make light of everything.
She's always the first to make a joke about herself and we think that's FAB.
She gave an interview recently where she tells a story about how she was recently pulled over for eating while driving!
"Okay, I was driving from a gig in eastern Pennsylvania and after I picked up a large McFlurry at McDonald's. It was the most delicious dessert I have ever had… it was so tasty that I caught myself licking the inside of it till every last bite was gone. I was so in the zone that I must have lost sight of the road, so a police officer pulled me over."
She's not used to this type of attention; she doesn't even drink!
"He asked me if I had been drinking… to which I told him I don't drink, but I had just devoured a tasty dessert and it may have distracted me."
The cop said that she was driving erratically and that's why he pulled her over.
"He was not kidding around. I asked him if he recognized me from Celebrity Apprentice and he ignored me while giving me a formal warning.
I have heard of people being pulled over for everything, but I think I may be the first person to have had a run in the law for DWF… or as I call it, Driving While Fat."
Oh, Lisa! You're HIGHlarious. We love how you can laugh at yourself.
She's one funny lady.
[Image via PNP/WENN.]