Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
If you were alive/coherent at the end of the second millenium, then you probably remember that little fuzzy, gremlin-looking toy they called a Furby.
Well, Hasbro has decided to bring these alien creatures back from the toy-beyond to creep out a whole NEW generation of children!!
Yes, they were cute, but not very cuddly (their inner robotics were pointy and painful!) and you couldn’t really turn them off…
We totally caught them watching us in the nighttime!
We won't know what new powers these Furbies hold until their release in the fall…right around the same time the Mayans predicted the end of the world, RIGHT???