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Lindsay Lohan: Witnesses Place Her At Club Night Of Alleged Assault!!

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Uh Oh, LiLo… not so fast!! Have the tables turned??

Attorney Mark Haushalter represents the woman who claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her at the Standard's Smoke and Mirrors nightclub. And he seems like he means business!

He asserts that Linds is lying about her whereabouts the night of the accusations, claiming to have TWO witnesses that can place her at the club that evening.

Hmm… two witnesses… but how credible are they???

We're not saying we don't believe Lindsay isn't capable of falling into more drama, but we also know there are plenty of people who would lie for a check!!

And what a perfect time to come out and make up a story, LOL! Maybe the alleged victim thinks Lindsay's team would rather pay for silence than drag on more bad publicity.

But if that's the case, she should have evaluated how much money Lindsay probably actually has right now. She's not exactly Angelina Jolie right now, LOL!!

Still, this lawyer believes in his client and he is ready to FIGHT!

Watch him put his paws up with us (above)!!

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14 comments to “Lindsay Lohan: Witnesses Place Her At Club Night Of Alleged Assault!!”

  1. 1

    why would this woman fabricate a story that could be invalidated so easily? not only that if lindsay is selling her clothes in a consignment shop she doesn't have any money. I put my money on the side of the woman who claims she was assaulted.

  2. jakeyplay says – reply to this


    I don't really care for Lindsay Lohan, but I do find it hard to imagine that out of a whole nightclub of people only TWO witnesses have stepped forward. People know Lohan's past, everyone in that place was probably watching and waiting for something to happen, so you'd think more people would have come forward if this incident actually happened. I don't think it's too hard to imagine some people exploiting Lohan's reputation for a quick buck either, and since people are so quick to assume the worst about her it wouldn't surprise me that people believe these allegations.

  3. 3

    I hate to say this but I actually feel bad for Lindsay. I'm a little torn. On one hand its not like it was just one or two mistakes. It was mistake after mistake for years and with a lot of different things. To me she really didn't care or thought she was above. Also I thought and still think she was to far gone for a come back. I feel like she was the only celebrity that really never turned it around, until now; 5 or so years later. Now that apparently she has changed I'm sure everyone is waiting which unfortunately is the normal thing to do given her past. The reason I feel bad though is she's almost got a self fulfilling prophecy going on where everyone is waiting for her to fall. For a normal person that would be hard enough but for Lindsay she probably just wants to do something bad just because of the stigma.

  4. 4

    Society in the US has become one large trash bin.

  5. sants says – reply to this


    i believe lindsay, quite frankly. This just seems too opportune and bullshit. Why would there only be TWO witnesses? meanwhile, there were also people that said Lidnsay wasn't seen there AT ALL. let's just get the camera footage and let it be over with.

  6. 6

    It's funny how you fail to mention that 1 of the witnesses actually WORKS at the Standard hotel and told police that Lindsay was caught on SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS leaving out the back YET the STANDARD HOTEL MANAGEMENT is REFUSING to hand over the video to police. Way to go Standard Hotel for covering up for this trash bag! She seriously is going to end up killing someone or herself if she isn't put away for a long LONG TIME!

  7. lululuis says – reply to this


    seems weird that they wouldn't release tapes if she really wasnt there, but then why are there conflicting reports about her being there? what does the nightclub or hotel get from covering for her if it was true? you'd think they'd be the first to name and shame if they thought they could get cash from her.

  8. tinateega says – reply to this


    Re: jmos03 – The night club story I can believe because Lindsay and alcohol is just looking for trouble, but according to reports Lindsay turned up at that hotel, attacked someone and then snuck off out the back. Why would she just turn up at some random hotel for no reason? Why would she attack someone? Has the attackee even said how it happened? It sounds like bullshit.

  9. jengen says – reply to this


    Re: jakeyplay – Exactly. People know that Lindsay is an easy target and are trying to manipulate that. She's been trying really hard to get her life and career back on track why would she throw that away by 'assaulting' someone? And for all we know Lindsay might have accidentally bumped into her or something harmless and she's making more of it.

  10. 10

    I don't buy this story for a nanosecond, that employees story sounds like bullshit too! He claimed Lindsay was with friends and they threw ice cubes at Marisa, which completely contradicts her and her friends story, her lawyer said nothing about being hit with ice cubes. This story is perfectly described by the name of the room Lindsay was supposedly in- "Smoke And Mirrors" that's all this story is!

  11. Finn says – reply to this


    I believe it is a case of mistaken identity–it was AMANDA BYNES! Who actually WAS there–same puffy face, long pinky/red extensions, similar size and dress. Someone mistook Amanda Bynes for Lindsay Lohan…

  12. 12

    Re: Finn – That's what I thought too, not to mention Amanda wasn't allowed back into The Standard afterwards, it seemed a little odd for her to be kicked out just because the staff let her drive drunk, according to a new law, bartenders are no longer responsible if someone gets involved in a DUI, so Amanda had to have done something else bad to not be allowed back in, and starting a fight seems the most likely cause of it.

  13. 13

    Re: tinateega – Lindsay was at the club in The Standard hanging out with friends, after the altercation she is caught leaving. That is what supposedly happen. I believe it because The Standard is refusing to release tapes. Why would they refuse tapes to police if they had nothing to hide? What do they have to hide you may ask? Well probably more bad publicity. The whole Amanda Bynes DUI happened after she was leaving The Standard hotel. It looks like they are trying to prevent being involved in anymore bad publicity, hence refusing Bynes entry the day after her DUI and now that this LiLo incident has come up, I think they're trying to remove themselves as from it as possible. They don't want people to associate them with these hot messes! I understand the Standard has a reputation to protect but they should NOT deny police these tapes, it's only making them look even more irresponsible. FAIL STANDARD FAIL!

  14. 14

    what are all these LOLs about? what is funny about this situation at all?