As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Doin' it, Doin' it, Doin' it rooound!!
That's what one woman wanted allll night long! Too bad her one night stand couldn't take the heat!!
After multiple love shack sessions, the man was spent! Unable to rock the bed anymore, he tried to leave her apartment, but she wouldn't let him!
YES! She actually kept him captive and demanded more!!
Luckily, they were able to make it in time, but that's when she BEGGED THE POLICE TO SATISFY HER SEXUAL APPETITE!!! AHHH!!!
Now she faces charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint…
Wow! Talk about kinky!!
[Image courtesy of Madonna.]