Get ready, everyone.
It has happened.
Not exactly how they claimed it would, mind you, but in all honesty, this format only makes it all the more incredible!
Doug Hutchison and his child bride, Courtney Stodden, have apparently failed at launching their much-discussed reality series, but worry not, because they've taken matters into their own hands, and have launched their very own show via YouTube called Courtney's Countdown!
And yes, in case you were wondering, the Countdown refers to the date when she FINALLY turns 18
and they can release that horrific sex tape we all know is coming!
But please, for the time being, enjoy the bizarre, yet all the while strangely captivating world of Courtney and Doug with their first episode, titled My Foot Hurts (above)!
Do it. Click play. Enter the void and never return.
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