One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We're shocked to see how humble E.L. James is in real life!
Despite the eroticism of her book Fifty Shades Of Grey, the millions of readers, and movie deal (how will they get that one down to PG-13??) — she is a very quiet and charming woman who calls the book her "midlife crisis."
She even admits that she's not a very good writer!
Must be doin' something right, gurl!
It's a fascinating interview into the mind of an over-night success, so check it out (above)!