It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Oh Pippa, you really are just a silly
wannabe princess, aren’t you!
After her involvement in an incident this past Saturday in which one of her friends pointed a handgun at a paparazzo in Paris, it seemed Pippa Middleton could be facing up to 2 years in jail, even if the gun was a fake.
Well, a rep for Pippa’s fellow-in-crime, French aristocrat Arthur de Soultrait, claims the gun was nothing but a toy, and was part of a game that the bourgeoisie bunch were playing with the photographers.
FUNNY GAME, GUYS. Yes, guns are HILARIOUS….
Until they kill someone and then they aren’t.
French officials are now saying they will not investigate this issue any further…Pippa you are one lucky b****!!!
Do U seriously believe the gun was a fake…or is someone trying to save their royal ass??!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]