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Lindsay Lohan’s Martini To The Face!

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Dirty Martini?? More like dirty b*stard b*tch!

Lindsay Lohan seems to be a magnet for mayhem - the scarlet señorita was involved in ANOTHER altercation at the SAME Standard Hotel nightclub in which she allegedly beat up a woman 2 weeks ago…but this time our Lady Lindsay was the victim of beverage abuse!

Apparently, Lilo arrived at the Standard Hotel Wednesday evening, got in a minor fender bender (she wasn’t driving!) and proceeded to call her dad, Michael Lohan, for help.

Yes, the story gets more ridiculous from here!

Mike Senior and little Lindsay then went to Smoke and Mirrors nightclub where they chilled in a booth NOT consuming alcohol.

Later in the night, a fellow booth b**** sitting nearBY made a mouthy comment about Linds and her daddums, so Lilo retaliated by screaming, “Shut the f*** up”.

And then Lindsay got a drink to the face.

The Lohans left abruptly after…

We hope none of that alcohol accidentally dripped into her mouth, otherwise it’s straight back to jail community service!

[Image via WENN.]

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16 comments to “Lindsay Lohan’s Martini To The Face!”

  1. 1

    You just make up anything these days! Its just getting sad now

  2. 2

    Not the brightest bulb in the box - continues to put herself in stupid situations and makes poor decisions.

  3. 3

    Stupid bitch needs to stay the hell outta the bars! try a coffee house or something. I predict this POS will be in the slammer by the end of the year

  4. Jen says – reply to this


    I really feel that you're being hateful in posting these stories. It's not a stretch to imagine that the vast majority of these stories are just that, stories. Famous or not, bullying a young woman in recovery is just plain mean. It's mean. If you were truly reformed you'd put positive thoughts out into the world and make a decision not to encourage this sort of unsubstantiated gossip. That you hate her, is obvious. It's palpable. It makes you look small.

  5. Dev says – reply to this


    Lindsay can't even take a shit without the media getting up in arms about it.

    My goodness.

  6. 6

    Re: pie107 – It's true. I just finished watching a live feed of Michael Lohan detailing it (he was defending Lindsay of course, but confirmed that it all happened). Lots of witnesses too.

  7. Christina says – reply to this


    If you're not supposed to be drinking, why the hell would you go to a NIGHTCLUB?! Seriously! That is the dumbest thing you could ever possibly do. If she wasn't such a fame whore, she'd really be laying low and getting her life together. It seems to me that she lives for this kind of drama because it gets reported on all of the gossip websites. If she really wants to have a good comeback, then she needs to get some positive press. The way to do that is to stay the hell out of bars, nightclubs, etc.

  8. 8

    The police now have the video of her at the club the night the first incident happened, proving she lied. She lied about being there, so you know something happened and then this happens, proving that she's a complete idiot and has major anger issues. If she can't deal with people making snide remarks that she rightfully deserves, then she has no business being out in public. And yeah, sure they weren't drinking. If she wasn't drinking, than what's the excuse for her reaction? I'm really starting to think she may be mentally incompetent, because someone who of sound mind wouldn't be seen in a club where they were rumored to just recently have had an altercation with someone. Oh and it's also being reported by several places that someone else has the role of Elizabeth Taylor now. She will never work again.

  9. 9

    Re: Jen – She's not in recovery. If she were, she would not be hanging out with the people she hangs out with or going to the places she goes to. She brought everything on herself.

  10. 10

    Re: Christina – You go there to meet friends. You just drink non alcoolic beverages. Lots of people do that.

  11. 11

    Re: ickynicky – They are investigating the video. They haven't said anything yet. Innocent till PROVEN guiltiy, remember ?

  12. 12

    Is she under an interdiction to drink ? I don't think so.

  13. 13

    I've met people who've met her and they have said she is a cold, nasty person. This all being years ago when they met her, but I am not surprised these things are happening. I'm still a major supporter though, I love my LiLo.

  14. 14

    they shud ban her like they did the other gurl

  15. t says – reply to this


    booth bitch. dirty bastars. ha your so sex and the city!

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