Gushing over the sweet couple, a confidante revealed:
Bank account! DUH!
Plus, she DOES believe he has a tiny penis!
But she still loves, ya Simon.
Sharon Osbourne was NOT a happy mummy after Simon Cowell's 'unofficial' biography stated she quit UK X Factor because of Simon's sexual relationship with co-judge Dannii Minogue, and has recently been taking jabs at the reality television titan for spreading them lies.
But she would like you to know, there is NO BEEF between the two! In fact, she thinks he's fabulous!
Check out Sharon's tongue-in-cheek, everything is peaches, claim (above).