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Tom Cruise Rocks His Bare Chest!

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SCRUMPTIOUS! The wonders of Photoshop, huh! LOL! We kid, we kid!

Tom Cruise is displaying his shapely stomach in the latest poster for the comedy-musical-drama Rock Of Ages.

OUCH! We could cut our tongues on such defined muscles!

And all this time we were simply worrying about his singing! Forget that: your abs are the hazard, Cruise!

We are readying ourselves for this musical wonder… WHEN WILL YOU DESCEND UPON US??

[Image via New Line Cinema.]

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15 comments to “Tom Cruise Rocks His Bare Chest!”



  1. 1

    tom cruise, russel brand, mary j blige??? can the lineup get any shittier…russel brand should just stick to this



  2. 2

    YEAH, LIKE thats not a fake painting.



  3. 3

    Who the hell would waste their time or money watching this piece of crap?



  4. 4

    MJB looks like The Devine Miss M in the picture. I scanned it several times looking for a black chick. She looks whiter than most of the cast. This picture reaks of "Burleque" with Hough as the breakout star.



  5. 5

    DIRTY SCIENTOLOGIST SCUM!



  6. 6

    MJB looks like the Divine Miss M. She's whiter than the King of Pop. This picture reeks of "Burlesque", with Hough as the break-out star. Hough wasn't the break-out star in Burlesque. But who could be with C.A. in the pic? if you watch the picture closely, you'll notice that C.A. and Cher only shot @ one scene together. The rest is sliced together. I Am Beautiful is a notoriously ugly person to others.



  7. 7

    Russel Brand has ruined it already for me…NO CAN SEE!



  8. 8

    Sorry but his stomach looks strange, like it's weirdly plastic and mushy…..



  9. 9

    Is it just me or is everyone else SHOCKED Carmen Electra is not in this?



  10. 10

    Given Hough's outfit, this could be Coyote Ugly meets Burlesque. That might be enough to push this into very special class of movies reserved for such classics as Showgirls.

  11. Heath2301 says – reply to this


    11

    Re: poodlewithamohawk

    3 posts and none replies? do you not know how to make a point with a single post?



  12. 12

    Why Julianne Hough? What's she famous for? Dancing with the Stars or something? All these celebrities and her name is first? WTF?



  13. 13

    So, I'm looking at this photo for about two minutes, and I'm thinking…
    "Where the hell is Tom Cruise?"
    This is gonna be such a joke. Does anyone remember "Top Gun" ?
    THE DUDE CAN'T SING! I saw the preview and …ICK. What NASA machinery did they use to change his voice?
    And WHEN will this guy stop using movies to prove his manhood?

    But at least all the Scientology hustlers will make some cash.
    Y'know, for when they permanently succeed in removing all humanity from its "aberrations," (Hitler's new regime?) and achieve perfection, and are all standing around smiling stupidly at one another because that's what happens when you think that "everything" being perfect is actually gonna be fucking perfect.
    Perfection is subjective, and Scientology is a slowly dying cult.
    Perfect. :)

  14. ParizH says – reply to this


    14

    Burn you haters! We'll shut down your filthy mouths.



  15. 15

    Re: crissybarrows – She also did Footloose and was pretty good. But I actually think they save the big names for last. So her being first doesn't mean much really, except she wasn't big enough to be closer to the end.