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Lindsay Lohan Swears Off Clubbing…But Just At The Standard Hotel!

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This isn't exactly the realization we hoped she'd finally come to, but then again, this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about!

The former-hard pAArtying starlet and The Standard Hotel just can't seem to get along these days, as every time she goes there, she gets into some sort of altercation with others present, and apparently, she is now vowing to friends that she will never step foot inside there AGAIN!

Apparently, she now understands that she's got one massive scarlet letter on her back that ensures anyone with whom she squabbles publicity, money, or both, and is on the look-out for a new place to to club in peace!

Oh, gurl. Can't you just stop CLUBBING altogether?!

There has GOT to be a book club or knitting circle you can join to take its place!

Tisk, tisk, tisk!

Now for the 8765th time, actions speak louder than words!

Think on it!

[Image via WENN.]

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28 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Swears Off Clubbing…But Just At The Standard Hotel!”

  1. 1

    Riiight. Because none of these things will happen at other clubs, right Lindsay? A tiny little part of me roots for her (not sure why) but mostly I just shake my head at her incredibly stupid decisions and complete lack of judgement.

  2. 2

    Re: Meggie246524 – I still root for her too, but it is becoming apparent that she is a lost cause. Early fame and bad parenting have given this once talented girl a narcissistic personality disorder. Even more than booze and drugs, she is addicted to being the centre of attention and she will put herself in bad situations to get her fix. She needs serious psychiatric help, but I doubt she will get it.

  3. internetfavs.com says – reply to this


    Right! stop clubbing!

  4. 4

    I want to see her squirt.

  5. boheme19 says – reply to this


    This girl's plastic surgery face is just horrible! When you allow yourself to look past the bad feelings you have toward her for her flippant attitude and trashy ways,you just have to feel sorry for her though. It's truly sad really!

  6. 6

    Just stay home for once , how hard is that ? read a book , watch tele.
    She's nothing more than a soft target for famewhores.
    That she does get it is a sad thing , so much talent down the drain.

  7. 7

  8. 8

    Some habits are hard to break, so it's easy to judge Lindsay if you've never been through what she has-incompetent divorced parents who only see her as an ATM, drug addiction(I heard it was her mother that started her down that road when she had Lindsay take Adderal in order to get thin) I too wish she would stay away from clubs, but as long as she's not drinking or doing drugs, I don't think there's any cause for alarm.

  9. 9

    Habitual liar, first she says she was never at the club and at home watching tv.She is always saying she hates her father, but she sits at the club for hours with him and drinking god knows what. Starts fights, just because she thinks she can. Wow, what a huge slap in the face to her judge, she played her well. I think she needs to come off that high horse of hers and sit in jail for a couple of years to realize what a privilage it is to have freedom.

  10. 10

    yeah, just like EVERY other drunk, blaming her problems on someone/body else. "It's all their fault" "I didn't do anything wrong" okra will be along shortly with her hate and laying the blame for her failure at the door of AA,NA, and/or CA. hohan is a fucking idiot whore. if she keeps this up she'll be dead in 3 to 5 years. everyone will be surprised and blame her addictions on everything/one but this stupid little bitch.

  11. 11

    Re: xcalibur – Perez is that you? Sorry, one pathetic bitch confused for another. Sale on razor blades in aisle one.

  12. 12

    Re: vexer6 – there is a problem because she's prone to getting into altercations with people. the same parents parenting Michael Jr., Cody, and Ali and they are problem free (I don't consider Ali's weight a problem, she behaves herself). Lindsay is resistant to advice and doesn't respond to anyone, not judges, lawyers, mentors or anyone else and the blame lays soley on her. She needs to get mental therapy because I believe her issues go beyond drugs or alcohol.

  13. 13

    October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

    Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

    July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

    Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

    Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

  14. 14


    January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

    February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
    March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
    March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
    May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
    May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
    May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
    July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
    July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
    July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

  15. 15

    IT JUST GOES ON ANA ON AND ON too much trouble to copy and paste in pieces due tp PEEREX's stroke limit.

  16. 16

    OK now everyone knows you're a full fledged pervert

  17. 17

    Re: Bobodo – She needs to get mental therapy because I believe her issues go beyond drugs or alcohol."
    you are right, but she has had some, legit rehab hospitals are licensed as mental health facilities AKA the nut house. Again legit programs, also included a lot of general therapy. yeah, been there done that,

  18. 18

    So over this talentless idiot. And to think I too was rooting for her.

  19. 19

    This DUMB BITCH! Enough is enough already!!!! What happened to her being a homebody….right…cuz that was only to try to get work to show you are serious about being sober, and working again. Problem is Klepto-Han… ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS….and sweetie….they aren't matching up with you at all….Wait for OD in another few months….or jail….or DUI….or fight…Or theft…or better yet…. CAREER SUICIDE!!!!

  20. 20

    I've heard from several reliable sources that she was actually banned from Smoke & Mirrors after the most recent incident. Easy to say you're no longer going to go to a certain club, when they won't allow you in. Leave it to her to put a loser Lohan spin on it. She's the problem, not anyone else. If she could control her temper, none of this stuff would happen. She's out practically every night, I thought she said she was a homebody? She doesn't know how to tell the truth, that's for sure. By the way, apparently there are also recent photos and a video of her floating around, where she's extremely f'd up and obviously super drunk or on something.

  21. 21

    Re: vexer6 – There are plenty of people out here who have seen her drinking and using other substances. She hasn't stopped doing either. Someone just recently saw her dumping vodka into a water bottle and apparently has photos of it.

  22. taytay says – reply to this


    I love her. She has worked her ass off to get where she went. She hit a bumpy road. She's human and she's dealing with her repercussions. Perez launched a site to talk shit. What the fuck does he know to say what is right and what is wrong. suck a d perez.Your body is great and you face is still "and will always" look like my ass. UH THANK YOU

  23. 23

    Re: taytay – Dina…is that you? Or is it Lindsay? Can't spin the behavior anymore, it's out of control!

  24. 24

    She is starting to look a lot like the old Lindsay. Kuddo's to her!

  25. 25

    I want good things for her, but she makes such stupid choices. Why isnt she focusing on work and staying in at night? She doesnt need to be in clubs at all, not if she wants people to take her seriously. She has had her years of fun at the bars, now its time to re-invent herself and get serious. Dammit Lindsay, get with the program and stop being such a crack head.

  26. Aaron Saltzer says – reply to this


    Her life will spiral downhill again. If she keeps it up.

  27. 27

    Everyone was so ready to give her her comeback. SHE just doesnt want it. SHE wants to do drugs and party. But its the attention WE give her that gives her power still. Whether you follow her because she's attractive, because she's a hot mess, or because you genuinely like her it wont ever change and this is how it's going to be. For worse or for worse she is just going to become a bigger and bigger joke.

  28. 28

    …wen she goes down for good, i'm throwin a party !……