As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Our hearts just gave out!
We're just going to step back and let you process this for a minute….
Okay, we're back! Listen, we want this just as much as you do! Ian would be the PERFECT Christian Grey with his chiseled looks and smoldering blue eyes. And we know he can play naughty (and nice) very, very well.
Just thinking out loud here, people!
Anyway, check out the saucy grin he gets on his face when asked by Ryan about being cast in the movie (above). Mmm, so delicious.