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Kevin Federline's Aunt Has Written An Erotic Novel…Based On His Marriage To Britney Spears!

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We guess everyone is jumping on the 50 Shades of Grey bondage bandwagon!

In light of the smash success of the Twilight-fanfiction turned mom porn, it appears that Kevin Federline's Aunt Daisy Story has been inspired to write her own erotic novel called Pop Baby Krissy Doucet…which is based on her nephew's marriage to Britney Spears!

And to promote the project, she's holding an on-line contest, for which the winner will receive one of the couple's wedding invitations! A real collectible!

Now, for your reading pleasure, an excerpt from the piece:

“The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler? A woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires. Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”

Wow. Well isn't that just…something?

Frankly, we don't know what's more unsettling: that she'd be inspired to write a sexy novel about her nephew's failed marriage, or just the fact that she wrote a sexy novel about her nephew.

But hey!

Glad to hear more people taking an active interest in creative writing! Ha!

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8 comments to “Kevin Federline's Aunt Has Written An Erotic Novel…Based On His Marriage To Britney Spears!”

  1. 1

    BLAH BLAH BLAH. Who would care to read it? Who reads this stuff?

  2. 2

    There is a difference between eroticism and plain slutty behavior. Just saying….

  3. 3

    That writing is terrible. To call it amateurish would elevate it.

  4. 4

    Just an FYI Perez, It's Diane Story, not Daisy Story . You're bold enough to comment, and not have the facts! I'm surprised a big-tabloid slinging guy like you can't get it right.

  5. austin wedding photo says – reply to this


    Look for a photographer who has experience with weddings. It is best to use a professional wedding photographer who has shot many weddings. This gives them the experience they need to know when certain events are going to happen and the know how to successfully capture that event. As some families may be huge they have the experience of setting families up in poses.

  6. Dottie Sinkler says – reply to this


    Now that Brittny has regained custody of her sons perhaps her rogue ex-husband will lose weight and get a job to support his children with various women. What a piece of garbage he is.

  7. 7

    So it's true! "Pop Baby Krissy Doucet" is actually about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. I got my copy last night at midnight and can’t wait to finish it. But I was shocked to see that Diane Story actually dedicated the book to Kevin. Here's what she wrote.
    "Pop Baby Krissy Doucet is dedicated to my nephew Kevin. His dedication to his life, his family, and his career has been inspirational to all of us."
    So to me, this must mean it's about Kevin and Britney….
    I bet Diane Story gets sued. Nephew or not…

  8. 8

    Re: Dottie Sinkler – Not to sure where you get your info. But Brit-Brit will never have full custody of her kids. She's to whacked out crazy,,, or didn't you know that…Ohhhh dear…