Oh haaaay new couple (alert)!
It seems Simon Cowell has found himself a woman suited for his stormy temperament!
"Fuelled by champagne he invited a group of Brazilian girls on to Slipstream. By 5am he was intimately embraced with Ana Paula, a well-known international socialite.
Sounds decadently seksiiii!!
AND the duo were recently spotted on a dinner date. Munch up that tasty love!
We hope he’s good to you gurrrl, and if he’s not, he’ll buy you a house!