Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Dare they answer the ominous rat-a-tat-tat??
EEE! We would just turn into an eagle and get the f*** outta there!
In this morsel from True Blood Season Five, Sam and Luna comfort each other while devious things are afoot.
And suddenly…a tapping at the door! Is it Tommy back from the dead?? Russell Edgington perhaps, yearning for a changeling feast??
Or maybe Tara's ghost is looking for a post-mortem, Sam Merlotte sexual awakening?
Take a bite (above) and let the crimson goodness drip down your chin!
Kinda gross, kinda exciting!