WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
Things are getting CAH-RAE-ZEY on the Upper East Side!!
In this delectable little preview, we learn that the divine Elizabeth Hurley is in fact NOT Chuck Bass' mother. UGH… WHAT??? Of course, in this world, that could very well be another false maneuver to keep Chuck away.
But one thing's for sure! All of this baby-mama-drama ensures Blair's active return in Chuck's life… which will probably leave CHAIR and DAIR with even more questions by the end of the season.
As for Dan, he is perfection. Enough said!
MOVING ON!!! Serena is still just as frustrating as ever, spiraling down that black hole of egotastic ruin… but hey, at least this time it isn't fueled by vodka or pills! Maybe a refined Ben will come along and knock that sense back into her, hmm? How's that for a wild theory, ha!
And while Lily may have her home back, she's certainly losing more important things along the way… like her amazing transformation from ice queen to loving goddess we saw in Season 4… le sigh.
Oh and Lola?? GURL! If you're going to be the next GG, please… we beg of you… don't be so obvious in your blasts like your half-sister was! Oh yeah… Starlena's totally on to that now.
Theorize with us, Perezcious readers!! We wanna know how giddy/livid UR feeling right about now too!!