All those smoldering looks and wind blowing in their hair. SWOON.
We just can't.
Ch-ch-check out the music video for it…AFTER THE JUMP!
It's that time of the week again, folks! Time to look at all of those addictive tabloid covers that you've been trying to pry your eyes away from while standing in line at the supermarket.
Where do we start? Let's go with the positive stuff. Beyonce has become the World's Most Beautiful Woman! Yayyy!
She also lost a bunch of baby weight thanks to her new "super diet". Yayyy!
In other good news, Real Housewives Of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is sorry for acting all cray cray and stuff. Yayyy!
That's about it for the yays. Apparently, Angelina Jolie is going bridezilla on Brad Pitt already and the two are fighting about all sorts of wedding deets just one week after his proposal. In more wedding news, J. Lo might get married
way to soon again and is ready to rush to the alter with her friendly ghost boyfriend Casper.
You know who else might get married? George Clooney and Stacey Keibler! We won't hold our breath, but who knows what the future holds for these two aging lovebirds. Maybe George finally found the girl that will convince him to get hitched again and have lots of babies.
The b-word brings us to our next topic of tabloid talk. Katie Holmes might be preggers, which should be good news, but Tom Cruise is dropping all sorts of crazy demands. That's weird because babies are cool. Kim Kardashian knows that so now she wants a baby with Kanye West. She's gonna get to humpin' while continuing her bitter battle Kris Humphries.
You know who doesn't have a baby yet? Jennifer Aniston! And she's been dating Justin Theroux for a whole year! Ahhh! The scandal!
Speaking of scandal, this one might actually be worth worrying about. Mariah Carey's sister is supposedly dangerously ill and "near death"! Ahhh! For realz, we hope that's not true and that the paparazzi just caught her having a bad day in that pic.
Remember how we said that Teresa Giudice was sorry? We lied. Correction. We were misinformed. She's still plotting against Melissa and her husband might leave her.
We're not sure which magazine to believe, but we assume those Housewives are always making up, then tearing their progress to pieces with more cat fights.