Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It's Ingrid Michaelson, Ingrid Michaelson, & Ingrid Michaelson - The Army of 3!!
Her voice is as sweet as ripe strawberries and we are TOTALLY digging this broken down version of the super-produced tune.
Get your threesome on (above)!