Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Looks like one of Jamie Lynn Spears' old co-stars from Zoey 101 has run into some trouble with the law.
Matthew Underwood, who played Logan on the show, was arrested in Florida on suspicion of weed and drug paraphernalia possession contributing to the delinquency of a minor!
What does all that mean?
The cops found the 22-year-old Underwood and a 17-year-old girl in his master bedroom, then a search was conducted and they found dope and a bunch of "smoking devices."
After questioning them, it turns out that Underwood admitted the pot was his and the "smoking devices" were his and the girl's.
The girl said that they both sleep in the master bedroom and he "gives her cannabis."
We're pretty sure the cops said "cannabis." She prolly said "that sweet, sticky bud." LOLz!
After being processed she was released to her grandfather because she's a minor while he posted bail with a $2,250 bond.
Something about starring on Zoey 101 seems to be bad for your health.