A comedian once said, “if you haven’t struck oil in the first three minutes — stop boring.”
Worry not, folks, Dallas strikes it rich in the first few seconds of the new extended trailer (above.)
This re-boot looks JUICY.
We love watching dysfunctional family drama!!
Especially when said family members are rich and hot like Patrick Duffy, Larry Hagman, Jesse Metcalfe, Jordana Brewster, and Charlene Tilton.
Thankfully, this one has HIT all over it.
Will U guys hitch your ponies to this one??
[Video via TNT.]