Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Where are all of our Barnabas Collins fans at???
Check out these hi-res stills from Tim Burton's upcoming movie adaptation of Dark Shadows!
Do these get U excited to watch the film on May 11?
[Image via Warner Bros.]