Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
There's a LOT of freaky
middle-aged women people in America!
A ridiculous amount of people showed up to help Fifty Shades of Grey author, E L James, kick off her U.S. book tour in Miami on Sunday.
Literally HUNDREDS of fans came to James' second-ever book signing. Over 500 people waited in a line for hours to
do something important see the face and get a signature from the woman who writes the touching story.
After the cray signing, the former Twilight fan fiction writer spoke to a sold out "boisterous, uninhibited" crowd of 700+
house moms fans at at the historic Biltmore Hotel.
As we previously reported, the James' novel recently kicked The Hunger Games out of it's #1 spot on the NY Times "Best Seller" list.
At this rate, Fifty Shades of Grey's sequels will snag the number 2 and 3 spot!!
Think it might be time to bust Edward and Bella out of literary retirement, Stephenie Meyer!
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