Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
What a truly blessed day it has turned out to be!
As if the wonder that is Courtney Stodden isn't incredible all on her own, the 17-year-old child bride and aspiring reality starlet has released a brand new song, called Reality!
“The song is about clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner. To me, it’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?”
Wow. Wow wow wow.
Let's try to wrap our head around what she's trying to express here:
Is it a love song or a lust song, gurl?
And more importantly…she even allowed into clubs yet?
To be fair, though, it's a step-up from - and much more lucid than - her last effort in the music world, so there's that!
Give it a listen (above)!