Time to turn down the shades, light some candles, and grab a Real Housewife-sized glass of Pinot.
We're about to talk about True Blood's yummiest wolfie Joe Manganiello - and thongs.
The Magic Mike hottie plays a male stripper in the upcoming film (mmmm), which means, lucky for us, he had to get up close and personal with some banana hammocks.
"I wore these little thongs that literally go up your butt, and it definitely takes getting used to. It was uncomfortable at first. It sort of felt like a wedgie, but once you get into the routine of wearing one, you know what to do and you just do your thing. We all had to suffer a bit for our craft.
I have so much respect for all women who choose to wear them. It's not easy wearing one."
And we thank you for your sacrifice, good sir.
Now that you've got us all hot and bothered, Mr. Manganiello, we think it's time to take a little break…
Time to get those dollah bill$$$!!
[Image via WENN.]