Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
You don't get muscles through surgery!
Check out this video (above) of Perez's new body! Dancing around in a Speedo! Ha
Momma Perez joins in on the fun!
We can't help but laugh at all the recent speculation we've heard that we had surgery to lose weight.
It's been hard work! VERY HARD work! Over a long period of time! We have done it the slow and painful way! Naturally!
We've really reprogrammed our brain and changed our whole life!
We truly are happier than ever! We just wanna dance! So that's what we did (above)!