But wait! The source dished much, much more:
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What horrible, backwards Twilight Zone have we found ourselves in?!
Charlie Sheen has reportedly threatened legal action against Cheetahs Club in New York, because he is furious that the strip joint not only named their VIP room after the actor, but offers its 'high-class' customers sushi…off the naked bodies of their ladies!
And the most bizarre part?!
The MaSheen claims that their usage of his name is damaging to his REPUTATION! Let that sink in for a bit!
"How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen's reputation?"
Good question! Now, a a better one:
At what point did Charlie Sheen stop locking strippers in hotel bathrooms, keep them as
goddesses girlfriends and decide that they would sully his already pristine standing as a warlock?
Seriously, though…we're all talking about the same Charlie Sheen, right?
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