It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
With each new trailer, one fact becomes clearer: this will NOT be your Granny’s Snow White!
No wonder why Universal is already talking sequels!!
“Find me someone to hunt her down,” says the Charlize Theron, as the sexiest Evil Queen ever put to screen.
Uhh, your liege? If Chris Hemsworth can’t hack it, we volunteer!!
Nah, we take that back. Kristen Stewart’s Snow White is every bit as fierce and fabulous — we don’t even know who to root for!
There’s no Sneezy here. The dwarves are barely featured at all and they certainly won’t have time to whistle while they work.
But they WILL get to battle strange creatures while watching
Bella Snow White and her Thor Huntsman get all hot and bothered to the epically fitting Breath of Life by Florence and The Machine.
Snow White & the Huntsman hits theaters on June 1 and we just cannot wait!
Anyone else hungry for an apple?
[Video via Universal Pictures.]