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Real Life Remake: Aussie Billionaire Builds Titanic II

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All aboard!!

An uber-rich Australian is rebuilding the infamous ocean liner that crashed, sunk, and killed Jack Dawson 1,500 people back in 1912.

Maybe you've heard of it? ;)

Over a hundred years ago, the RMS Titanic was the biggest and best ship ever built. By today's standards, the proportionately accurate Titanic II would practically be a dingy.

The new ship should house nearly 2,000 passengers (and several string quartets) — or just a few dozen Leonardo DiCaprios, if Kate Winslet’s recent remarks about his weight are accurate.

Will James Cameron and the cast and crew of Titanic dare to be a part of Ti-Two's maiden voyage?

Hmmm. We don't know.

Though we imagine Kate’s Heart (and body) Will Not Go On that ship anytime soon, as she claims to be seasick of boats altogether.

Hopefully Leo makes an appearance on deck. He owes audiences one after blowing off the Titanic 3D premiere!!

Businessman Clive Palmer’s previous attempts to build Titanic II each ran into their own metaphorical iceberg but this time his Chinese investors promise the boat will be seaworthy soon.

Are they the ones who watched Titanic 3D roughly 17 trillion times in China?? LOLz!!

Will U book passage aboard Titanic II in 2016? There’s still time for swim lessons!

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “Real Life Remake: Aussie Billionaire Builds Titanic II”



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    everything you are posting today is LATE LATE LATE,
    this story and the one about the baby bucket list have been on yoohoo for 3 days, maN get your "crack " ( no pun intended) staff in gear