Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Fun fact: A drunk Chris Hemsworth covered in mud and blood is just as HAWT as a sober Chris Hemsworth wearing an Armani suit on the red carpet! LOL!
Check out this behind-the-scenes sneak peek (above) from Snow White and the Huntsman, in which the seksi Aussie has to fight a solider totally wasted.