You can't go around stalking Madonna and bet on everything working out. You just can't!!
Even if you manage to skip court thanks to a D.A. screw-up, it will haunt you forever.
Just ask Robert Linhart!! Despite getting his case dismissed last month, the ex-firefighter known for his knives and "BE WITH ME" signs faces felony weapon charges AGAIN!!
Originally, prosecutors failed to meet the trial deadlines, so the judge said buh-bye!! But the prosecution is aggressively asking for a re-do, faulting their own mistakes, but urging the necessity of a trial!
Naturally, Robert's lawyer is PISSED!! Kevin Kitson CLEARLY needed a venting sesh after exclaiming:
If this was John Q Public and not Madonna, they wouldn't be pushing so hard, and they wouldn't have thrown him in Rikers!
Sorry, dude!! Like it or not, looks like you're gonna have to work some more!!
We HIGHly doubt her Madgesty would let be cool with her stalker getting off free just because of silly calculations!!
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