What a horrible person.
At the time, the religious leader had written on Twitter:
[Image via Glynn County Detention Center.]
Kellan Lutz says, "Me Tarzan! Me no wear shirt!!!"
Maybe that's not a direct quote, but Kellan did just land the lead in Tarzan and there’s ZERO chance the King of the Jungle will be caught dead in anything less revealing than a loincloth.
This is sweeeeet!! (But are you sure we aren't being Punk'ed?)
Kellan will swing from tree to tree with Spencer Locke, a Cougar Town veteran who has potential to become one FIERCE Jane.
In this version of the the Edgar Rice Burroughs classic, Tarzan is the heir to a billion-dollar empire before being orphaned in the African jungle.
He and Jane will join forces to
have lots and lots of monkey sex overthrow the evil CEO of a multi-national corporation.
That sounds great and all, but U had us at “loincloth.” LOLz!!
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