It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Help!! A specter is haunting the world! Is it R-Partz and his billion dollar fortune??
Consider our minds thoroughly flucked!
R-Patz is inflamed and intense in the (above) clip, as he tries to convince a lovely, blonde lady to follow him to a hotel!
Forget her! We'll join you, Rob!