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Ted Nugent Is Loving And Will ‘S*ck Your D*ck’ To Prove It

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Could we just take your word for it instead?

When CBS sat down with Ted Nugent to talk Mitt Romney and partisan politics (above), Ted turned suddenly defensive and offers threatens to suck and f*ck the entire news crew.

Reporter Jeff Glor implies that Ted isn’t a “moderate” Republican which causes the goofy guitarist to break into furious monologue about all of his good deeds.

Ted's concluding thoughts were the wacky icing on the crazy cake:

“I am an extremely loving, passionate man. And people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy, and if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your dick."

He…. Said… What?!?

Then Ted looked over at Molly Kordares, a young member of the production crew, and further offered his services:

"Or [I will] fuck you. How does THAT sound?"

That sounds seriously INSANE, Ted.

We have absolutely no idea why the world thinks you’re a lunatic, LOLz!!

We suspect is has something to do the Secret Service investigating you for saying Perezident Obama would wind up “dead or in jail” if re-elected in November.

Yikes!! With moderates like him, who needs extremists?

Stay on your best behavior, Teddy Boy. You just made the world a promise.

The next time we catch you slinging hate, we’re going to open up your mouth and stick… your foot in it!

[Video via CBS.]

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26 comments to “Ted Nugent Is Loving And Will ‘S*ck Your D*ck’ To Prove It”



  1. 1

    omg, what kind of parent would let their dying child fish with ted nugent. LOL! anyways, as much as i think nugent isn't playing with a full deck he never said that obama would wind up dead or in jail. what he said was, "Because I'll tell you this right now: If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why are you laughing? Do you think that's funny? That's not funny at all. I'm serious as a heart attack."



  2. 2

    he's a pig



  3. 3

    CRACK IS WACK!!!!



  4. 4

    Ugh…..I love that he works with injured military vets etc. but he seems to be a little off lately. Time to get back on the meds and just chill out.



  5. 5

    Re: AttFinch – Certainly as serious as the fake heart attack suffered by Breitbart. And the government legal attack on Sheriff Joe when he released his results of Bummer's phony long birth certificate. The Bummer and Holder show is truly frightening. The CBS interviewer was obviously wet behind the ears and Nugent does not suffer fools. The interviewer was a sanctimonious ass in his post interview comments. Did CBS mention that Ted was rushed to emergency for a kidney stone post interview? I dare Perez to head to head with Nugent.

  6. I LOVE THE USA says – reply to this


    6

    WoW - - Just WoW….something is mental wrong with this guy, why does he have such a short fuels?

    @poodlewithamohawk - - Ted is that you? If not your are as wacked as Ted. Goof Ball.



  7. 7

    Re: I LOVE THE USA – You're an obvious plant, baiting me with your ESL fake post. Goof Ball? r u kidding me? Ludes were taken off the market years ago, though this website serves as a replacement. I started hearing crickets when I logged in.



  8. 8

    ""we’re going to open up your mouth and stick… your foot in it!"" I bet he is shaking in his boots. You better hope the Nuge dont get wind of your little threat. There will be know where you can hide.



  9. 9

    another closet case come out already



  10. 10

    This guy makes the NRA look bad..Most NRA members (national rifle association..the people fighting for your constitutional rights) so please do not think NRA people are fucking idiots like this.

  11. Imran says – reply to this


    11

    Ted didn't say that Obama would be dead or in jail, he said that he himself would be dead or in jail.



  12. 12

    When i was growing up I enjoyed Nugent's music very very much. Little did I know he would grow up to be such a douche .. disappointing!

  13. ChrisB says – reply to this


    13

    I'm looking soo forward to next November, then!! ;)

  14. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    14

    Obviously mentally un-stable, or HIGH on drugs. The right wing Nutbar MoFo did enough of them in the 80s. so he likely has very little brain left. And, BTW, I personally would LOVE to s*ck Jeff Glor's d*ck..and his GLORY hole ! ;) . Just say'n ….would be a waste for that FUGLY Nugent Nut to be doing it, although methinks during his High Heydays in the 80's he did it to a guy or two !

  15. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    15

    You open up the dictionary, and look up the workd DOUCHCEBAG, and Ted Nugent's picture appears ! ;) WHTA a sick crazy unstable loon ! Oney toney…we got a loony !

  16. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    16

    Someone called him a closet case ….. ? Now, why would they say that ? It is normal for a straight guy to talk ’bout sucking off another guy …..



  17. 17

    Re: perez posse member 777 – You may be on to something. Ted got it on with closet ba rry. That must be why holder deemed it necessary to get involved. Seems holder's been quite involved in keeping bar ry's many secrets.

  18. mag says – reply to this


    18

    who is ted nugent married to now as of 2012???



  19. 19

    Its hard to tell what really went on. The clip is obviously edited pretty heavily.

  20. chris87654 says – reply to this


    20

    It seems Republicans attract the craziest supporters (along with their circus of sideshow politicians - mostly "conservatives" [who REALLY should start their own party…. on their own planet - a moon colony would suffice]). I'm sure there are some nutty Dems and Indys, but they don't make the news.



  21. 21

    What a psychopath!!!!!!! I am extremely creeped out by him.

  22. chris87654 says – reply to this


    22

    Until now, I did not know Ted Nugent was bisexual.



  23. 23

    He's a creep and should not be taken seriously.

  24. Leilani Massa says – reply to this


    24

    New petition to get Outdoor Channel to cancel Ted Nugent’s Spirit of the Wild. They’re being irresponsible by promoting illegal hunting by paying Ted Nugent to poach animals on national tv.



  25. 25

    Re: Leilani Massa – Nope. I'd rather petition CNN, MSNBC or NPR to give Ted his own talk show. The guy is smart as a whip and doesn't take cr^p from an ill-informed, smug interviewer.

  26. nogent says – reply to this


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    waiting to exhale Ted,then pull that cock out of your mouth,wanker