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The Client List SHOCKER! Someone Doesn't Want A Rub N' Tug From Jennifer Love Hewitt!
What?! What is this?!
A client on Jennifer Love Fefferman's list who ISN'T interested in a happy ending from the actress during his rubdown?!
IMPOSSIBLE!
Until now, at least!
That's right, check out the latest from The Client List's collection of awkward Rub 'n Tug scenes, which features our heroine struggling to understand why a heterosexual male would rather relax and get an actual massage while listening to Wuthering Heights on audio book than, as she so eloquently puts it, take "the D train" (above)!
LOLz! Yes! Yes! Yes!
This week's episode was ALMOST as HIGHlarious as Lifetime's new logo!
We can't even BEGIN to imagine what kind of crazy shenanigans our gurl will get into next trying to sell sex to support her family!
Tags: amazing, happy ending, jennifer love hewitt, lifetime, massage, masseuse, new episode, rub down, rub n tug, the client list, the jennifer love fefferman rub n tug collection, this show
Mark Ruffalo Got Hacked!
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No but really, Jimmy "Lovine"? What is wrong with you?
Perez, stop posting this client list shiz. Some peope Massage without happy endings as a profession and it is soooooooooooooooo wrong! This only happens, well, Im not going to say where, but we may all know. Please stop commenting and posting this. Its like posting a bunch gay men all waering pink while looking at underagers.
Because not all men are horndogs or desperate nasty pervs..
wai.. wuh.. ? I thought this was lawyer show.. wow.. uh.. awkward