That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Color us impressed!
Joss Whedon’s The Avengers earned over $700 million dollars in less than two weeks!
The super heroic masterpiece already pulled in $225 mil at home and more than twice as much overseas and it was only released TEN DAYS AGO!!
$700 million dollars is a TON of dough!
It could buy you 1,400,000,000 tacos from Jack in the Box! Or almost six Scream paintings!!
Avengers is almost certain to shatter the $1.1 billion combined lifetime grosses of The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and both Iron Man films.
We have to wonder, why is this flick the franchise's most Marvelous success?
Our theory??Scarlett Johansson’s latex clad ass in 3-D!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]