The Futterwacken! Ha!
With a style like that and a talent worthy of Oscar gold, Johnny Depp can be bashful about pretty much anything without losing any of this love!!
So when he told Ellen yesterday that he'd "rather swallow a bag of hair" than dance out-of-character, we continued to love him despite the shattering of our wedding dance fantasies. ;)
And BTW Ellen… way to go for booking this guy!! We know how hard it is getting him to do television interviews!! Sure, he's on the Dark Shadows promotional tour, but still!! IMPRESSIVE!!!
Check out his mysterious seksiness (above) and watch as Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz continue their ride as two of luckiest women in the world!!!