As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
You lure those ladies with promises of a free, abundant life, Ricky!
We were lucky enough to preview the revival of Evita while in NYC, and it is truly a spectacle - and not just for the hunky eye-candy that is the Evita cast!
We want to roll around in YOUR sexy money piles, Ricky…